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5-year-old daughter: Why does Mom wear makeup?
Dad: To look pretty.
5-year-old: But she's already pretty.
Dad: Aww.
5-year-old: Dad, you should wear makeup.

- Exploding Unicorn twitter  

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~ everyday new ~